The Edinburgh award winning king of reveals is back. There was a cyber war. Nothing will prepare you for this one. Nothing. He's signed no official secrets act or NDAs.

Homeland security saw this work in progress. No one seems to have an issue with him telling the truth about where he's been and what happened.

It's going to take a few hours. This is chapter one.

Not for the faint of heart.

'nuff said.

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